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Flower Shower Curtain — Bright Flower Pattern Bathroom Accent
Add a cheerful, botanical touch to your bathroom with this Flower Shower Curtain featuring a Bright Flower Pattern. Made from highly durable polyester, it’s designed to stay like new through daily use and regular cleaning. Material & Print
100% Polyester for long-lasting durability and color retention One-sided print showcases the vibrant floral design from the front
Water Protection & Care
Polyester offers adequate protection against water, but a liner might be necessary for full waterproofness Hooks not included
Fit, Installation & Size
Note: Pre-constructed item Size variance +/- 2 inches
FLOWERED BEAUTY Chill Wine Tumbler — Insulated Stainless Steel Wine Cup
Meet the FLOWERED BEAUTY Chill Wine Tumbler, engineered to keep your wine at the perfect temperature wherever you roam. Its double-insulated walls shield your drink from temperature swings, so you can enjoy a chill white or a warmly inviting red on hiking trails, at the park, or during backyard evenings. Key features
Material: 18/8 food grade stainless steel
Capacity: 12oz (0.35 L)
Construction: Seamless vacuum-insulated double-wall
Lid: Clear, BPA-free press-on lid with slide closure
Temperature retention: Keeps liquids cold for 12 hours & hot for 6 hours
Design: Stemless with a horizontal stipple print texture for style and grip
Care: HAND WASH ONLY
Why you’ll love it
Durable and easy to use, this tumbler suits a variety of settings—from outdoor adventures to picnics and weekend getaways. The seamless, vacuum-insulated double-wall construction minimizes condensation and flavor transfer, while the slide-lock lid helps prevent spills on boats, in backpacks, or around the campsite. Its 12-ounce capacity offers a satisfying pour without excessive bulk, making it a practical companion for wine lovers who appreciate temperature control on the go. Ideal use and gifting
Perfect for wine enthusiasts, outdoor drinkers, and picnic lovers who want their wine perfectly chilled or warmed on demand. The FLOWERED BEAUTY Chill Wine Tumbler also makes a thoughtful gift for friends who enjoy outdoor adventures or anyone who appreciates quality, purpose-built drinkware.
FLOWERED GIRAFFE WELCOME Doormat
Greet guests with a touch of whimsy and practical durability. The Flowered Giraffe Welcome Doormat is designed for outdoor use, featuring a floral-inspired motif and a welcoming presence at your entryway.
Size: 24" x 16" Material: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber Backing: Black vinyl backing for increased stability Use: Mainly for outdoor use Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts Design: Flowered giraffe welcome motif
Designed to withstand outdoor conditions, this mat combines a durable natural fiber surface with a stable vinyl backing to stay put at your doorstep.
Where dragons bloom takes center stage in the Flowered Japanese Dragon Blanket—a plush throw that fuses mythic power with delicate floral art. A majestic Japanese dragon winds through a garden of blossoms, creating a bold yet graceful centerpiece for any space. Perfect for dragon enthusiasts, Japanese art lovers, and anyone who cherishes the harmony of strength and beauty. Premium fabric and a striking print
Fabric blend: 83% Polyester, 17% Spandex for a soft, comfortable feel with subtle stretch that drapes beautifully Medium heavy-weight at 8.85 oz/yd² for warmth and structure without bulk Vibrant, high-detail one-sided print that showcases the elegant fusion of dragons and flowers Three sizes available to fit different spaces and uses
Design and inspiration
The artwork celebrates the bold presence of a Japanese dragon intertwined with lush florals, embodying the balance of power and tenderness found in nature. It appeals to collectors of Japanese art, floral enthusiasts, and anyone drawn to the “dragons in a flower garden” aesthetic. Ideal uses and gifting
Great as a cozy throw on a bed, couch, or reading nook for year-round comfort A thoughtful gift for dragon lovers, garden enthusiasts, or anyone who loves unique, nature-inspired decor
Important notes
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size. Fabric thickness may vary.
Flowers And Butterflies Tumbler — Fitness Hydration with Style
Stay hydrated in beautiful style with this Flowers And Butterflies Tumbler. Featuring a vibrant floral and butterfly design, it’s the perfect companion for fitness enthusiasts, gym-goers, and anyone looking to bring natural beauty to their workout routine.
Designed for real life on the move, this tumbler features a tapered, slim profile that slides easily into cup holders and gym bags. Its double-wall insulation keeps drinks at the right temperature—cold for up to 24 hours and hot for up to 12 hours—for workouts, workouts, and everyday hydration.
With a 20oz (0.6L) capacity, a plastic press-on lid, and a color-matching straw, it adds practical convenience to your routine. Choose between matte or glossy powder-coated finishes to suit your style—from bold and vibrant to understated elegance.
Crafted from stainless steel and plastic, the tumbler is non-toxic and BPA-free, making it a safe option for the whole family. HAND WASH ONLY. Key features
Materials: stainless steel, plastic One size: 20oz (0.6l) Plastic press-on lid with color-matching straw Finish options: matte or glossy powder-coated Tapered shape with slim, double-wall design Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot for 12 hours Non-toxic and BPA-free HAND WASH ONLY
Ideal for
Fitness lovers, gym enthusiasts, and runners seeking a stylish hydration companion Butterfly and nature fans who want a beautiful daily tumbler A practical gift for exercise lovers and outdoor enthusiasts
This 128-page hardcover names and addresses throwback book offers a wraparound durable print from front to back. A thoughtful gift for Gram or Mom to keep all important addresses in one timeless, portable format. Designed to feel both nostalgic and practical, the Flowers and Tea Old Fashioned Address Book uses a sunflower-inspired motif for a warm, classy look while providing clear, easy-to-use entry spaces. The full wraparound print carries the design across every surface, and the casewrap binding gives you a slim, durable spine that resists wear with regular use. 128 ruled line pages (64 sheets) for names and addresses Page paper weight: 90 gsm Size: 5" x 7" (12.7 x 17.8 cm) Full wraparound print Casewrap binding Hardcover format Color options available; customization possible on request
Whether tucked by the bed, on a desk, or carried in a tote for quick reference, this address book keeps contact information organized with a touch of charm. It’s an ideal Grandma Gift for Mom who appreciates both sentiment and order.
Flowers Blossom Tumbler — 20oz
Stay hydrated in style with the Flowers Blossom Tumbler. Designed for fitness enthusiasts, gym workouts, and everyday travel, this 20-ounce tumbler keeps drinks hot for 12 hours and cold for 24 hours, ensuring you stay refreshed through workouts, commutes, and errands all year round. The floral-inspired design adds a touch of elegance to your active lifestyle. Materials: stainless steel, plastic One size: 20oz (0.6l) Plastic press-on lid with color-matching straw Finish options: matte or glossy powder-coated Tapered shape and slim, double-wall design Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot for 12 hours Non-toxic and BPA-free HAND WASH ONLY
With its slim profile and tapered silhouette, this tumbler is crafted for easy carrying during workouts and on-the-go adventures. Choose between a matte or glossy powder-coated finish to match your style, while the color-matching straw and press-on lid keep sipping clean and convenient wherever you are. Ideal for fitness enthusiasts, gym-goers, travelers, and anyone who wants a functional, stylish way to stay hydrated. It also makes a thoughtful gift for workout lovers and coffee companions who appreciate practical, beautiful drinkware with floral flair.
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Meet the FMT 8-piece hand bell set — a precise, compact ensemble designed to deliver clear, accurate tones. Made in Japan and housed in its original box, this collection combines reliable pitch with straightforward, portable design. Eight hand bells included Accurate tone across the set Made in Japan Includes the original box Excellent condition; exactly as shown, with wear details visible in the photos
Condition: Excellent; as shown in the photos. View all images for wear details and to confirm the item’s condition and provenance.
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Available in sizes: 30x40", 50x60", 60x80".
PLEASE NOTE: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
Made with 83% Polyester and 17% Spandex, a medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch.
One sided print of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color.
THICKNESS OF FABRIC MAY VARY!
From My Pole to Yours: Have a Very Naughty XXXMas! Funny Bad Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus T‑Shirt
Step into the season with bold humor and ultra-soft comfort. This Naughty Claus tee features a playful Mr. and Mrs. Santa design that’s sure to spark smiles at holiday parties, family photos, and festive gag gifts. It’s the kind of shirt that sets the tone for lighthearted, cheeky cheer all December long.
Material: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).
Feel: Ultra comfortable, soft, and lightweight fabric keeps you breathable during cozy gatherings.
Fit: Retail fit that runs true to size with a tear-away label for easy wear and adjustable comfort.
Care: Wash cold, inside out. For best results, air dry or tumble dry low.
Why this shirt stands out
Beyond the gag, the shirt delivers practical everyday wear with quality cotton that holds its shape and color through holiday adventures. The tear-away label minimizes irritation so you can focus on the fun—whether you’re posing for photos, laughing with friends, or keeping the party rolling well into the night. Perfect occasions and use cases
Holiday gatherings and Christmas parties with a wink and a smile Funny family photo sessions that capture the season’s playful spirit A tongue-in-cheek gift for anyone who loves festive humor
FRUMPY CAT T-Shirt — Funny Grumpy Feline Attitude Tee
Introducing the Frumpy Cat T‑Shirt, a playful nod to those days when moods run a little frumpier than usual. This tee captures the moment when a cat—or you—just can’t even, delivering relatable humor for cat lovers who know felines have personality and attitude to spare. It’s the perfect conversation starter for anyone who enjoys grumpy humor, anti-social vibes, or simply embracing the frumpy day with a smile. Why you’ll love it:
Relatable design for cat owners and anyone who understands that cats—and people—have mood days. Casual, everyday wear that fits laid-back, no-fuss style and those “introvert energy” moments. Ideal gift for friends who adore cats, appreciate grumpy humor, or embrace a frumpy mood without apology.
Made to Order: Each t-shirt is printed specifically for you when you place your order, ensuring a unique piece just for you. Please allow 3–7 days for production and shipping. Care Instructions: Keep the frump looking fresh with machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low heat, or air dry for best results.
Full Suit Assassin T-Shirt — Anime Art with Deadly Style
Step into a world where sharp formalwear meets precise, professional menace. The Full Suit Assassin tee features a meticulously rendered hitman in a tailored suit, blending sleek anime artwork with the deadly elegance of the assassin’s craft. Designed for anime fans, action-thriller enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates the juxtaposition of couture and lethal intent, this shirt captures the cool confidence of iconic suited assassins. If you’re into characters and films that pair high fashion with high stakes—think John Wick or Hitman—this tee brings that vibe to everyday wear. Great for anime conventions, casual wear, or as a statement piece for those who dress to kill—literally. Made to Order
Each t-shirt is made to order just for you when you place an order. Please allow 3–7 days for production and shipping. Care Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low heat. For best results, air dry. Gift-Ready for Fans
Makes an excellent gift for friends who love anime assassins, stylish action heroes, and the deadly elegance of the suited killer.
Fully Customizable Child Gift Journal — My First Journal: Personalized Warrior Cat Diary
Designed for girls ages 7–9, this hardcover keepsake invites her to dream, write, and grow with a truly personal diary. With a charming Warrior Cat theme and endless customization, it’s the first step in turning everyday moments into memorable stories. Two covers, limitless style
Front and Back covers can be swapped to reveal different looks, including varied wording, lettering, and journal color. Full wraparound print creates a seamless, immersive design around the entire book.
How to personalize
Email the name you would like to appear on the journal at toxxicinkx@gmail.com to make it uniquely hers. Inside the journal
128 blank pages (64 sheets) provide ample space for stories, doodles, and handwriting practice. Page paper weight: 90 gsm — sturdy enough for pencils and pens with minimal bleed-through. One size: 5" x 7" (12.7 x 17.8 cm) — compact enough to tuck into a backpack or tote. Full wraparound print on a casewrap binding ensures a durable, long-lasting keepsake.
Ideal for gifting young authors
Perfect as a birthday surprise, milestone gift, or everyday encouragement for a child starting their writing journey. A personalized, hardcover diary that speaks to her creativity and makes journaling feel magical.
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Funko POP! Heroes Batman 1989 The Joker #425 Large Figure captures a pivotal moment from the classic Batman era in a bold, collectible format. This standout Joker figure brings the character to life with Funko’s iconic stylized design, ready to become a focal point in any DC or Batman collection. Condition: Brand new in the box and never opened. Please note that the box front logo shows some fading, a cosmetic detail to be aware of when displaying or valuing the packaging. Key details
- Character: The Joker
- Franchise: Batman (1989)
- Series: Funko POP! Heroes
- Edition/Number: #425
- Size: Large Figure
- Condition: Brand new in box, never opened
- Packaging note: Front logo fading on the box Why this stands out for collectors
- A nostalgic nod to the 1989 Batman film, appealing to fans who want a tangible piece of movie history.
- Large Figure edition adds visual impact to shelves, desks, and display cases, especially when paired with other Batman or DC collectibles.
- The Joker’s design in this release is a conversation starter for display setups and photo-worthy enthusiast setups. Ideal for
- Batman and DC Comics aficionados seeking a distinctive centerpiece within a larger Funko or action-figure collection.
- Gift-giving to fans of the 1989 Batman era or Funko enthusiasts looking to expand their vaulted figures.
- Desk or shelf display where a bold, recognizable villain silhouette enhances the scene.
This Easter greeting card blends seasonal cheer with a light-hearted political wink, making your personalized message feel extra special. Add a custom wish inside to turn a simple card into a memorable moment for friends and family who appreciate a playful take on current events. Key features
Printed on sturdy 270gsm paper for a premium, substantial feel. Four finishes to choose from: Matte, uncoated, one-side coat, and two-side coat. Double-sided print to showcase the main design with complementary detail on the reverse. Horizontal and vertical orientation options to suit your message layout. Four sizes, plus varying quantity options and paper finishes to tailor your order. Blanks sourced from USA and printed in facilities that prioritize sustainability. Envelopes included with every card. Made with sustainable paper from FSC® and SFI® certified facilities.
Why it stands out
Personalization adds meaning: write your own heartfelt or humorous note to pair with the card’s Easter vibe. Seasonal greeting with a playful nod to politics offers a unique gift option beyond standard Easter cards. Quality materials and responsible sourcing ensure a thoughtful, durable keepsake.
Who it's for
Anyone seeking a witty Easter card that stands out from typical designs. Gift givers aiming for a humorous, conversation-starting piece for friends and family. Shoppers who value USA-sourced blanks, included envelopes, and sustainably produced paper.
A funny wish is the best one, especially when humor and love go together on a greeting card like this. Perfect for Valentine’s Day and for the people who light up your life, it’s a playful, heartfelt card suitable for husbands, boyfriends, and couples who love to laugh together. Key features that make it stand out
Finish options include Matte, uncoated, one-side coat, and two-side coat to match your preferred look and feel. 270gsm paper provides a sturdy, premium heft that conveys your message with confidence. Double-sided print lets humor on one side with a warm moment or message on the other. Four sizes to choose from, with a range of quantities to suit gifting needs. Horizontal and vertical orientations give flexible layout choices for your message. Blanks sourced from the USA to support quality control and reliable production. Envelopes included for easy gifting right out of the package. Made from sustainable paper sourced from FSC® and SFI® certified facilities, so you can feel good about your purchase.
Who it’s for
Husbands and Boyfriends seeking a lighthearted, affectionate Valentine’s gesture. Heart Guy and other couples presents that celebrate humor and connection.
Bring a smile and a warm moment to your Valentine’s Day with this thoughtfully crafted card—humor and love, perfectly paired for adults who appreciate a little wit with their romance.
Meet the Funny Cat Toddler Hoodie from Rabbit Skins — a gender-neutral, personalized fleece pullover built for everyday play and cozy layering. Designed for seamless comfort, this hoodie combines a soft cotton blend with durable construction to keep up with toddlers’ adventures while adding a playful, show-stopping graphic. Fabric: 60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester for a soft touch and lasting durability. Medium fabric weight at 7.5 oz/yd² (254 g/m²) provides warmth without bulk. Hood: Jersey-lined, double-needle hemmed hood enhances durability and comfort against the cold. Seams: Cover-stitched shoulders and armholes, along with a cover-stitched waistband and cuffs, ensure long-lasting wear through wash after wash. Practical details: Side-seam pockets for little treasures, hands, or secret snacks on the go. Label: EasyTear™ label for a soft, irritation-free feel and adjustable comfort. Design vibe: Fun, cat-inspired graphic with a lighthearted saying—great for kids who love playful style that stands out.
Why this hoodie stands out: the thoughtful blend of comfort and durability makes it ideal for active toddlers who grow quickly and love to explore. The reinforced hood and seams resist daily wear, while the soft fabric keeps little ones cozy during naps, outings, and chilly mornings. With a gender-neutral silhouette and a unique, kid-friendly graphic, this hoodie pairs easily with any outfit and becomes a dependable favorite in any toddler’s wardrobe.
Designed for daily use and big laughs, this ceramic mug combines practicality with personality. The glossy finish catches the light, while the color-changing reveal keeps conversations flowing and smiles wide at home or in the office. Key features
Capacity: 11 oz (0.33 l).
Material and finish: Ceramic mug with a black exterior and white interior, finished in a glossy coating.
Color-changing magic: Heat-reactive design reveals your custom designs when warm, then reverts as it cools.
Safety: Lead- and BPA-free for everyday use.
Grip: C-shaped handle for a sturdy, comfortable hold.
Care: Hand wash is recommended to preserve the heat-activated finish.
Who it's for
Perfect as a humorous gift for friends, partners, and family who appreciate playful, spicy humor. Great for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just because someone needs a good chuckle with their morning coffee. It’s especially suited for gifts for him and gifts for her who enjoy a little cheeky fun. Use cases and benefits
Morning ritual with a reveal: start the day by watching the hidden design come to life as your coffee warms the mug. Conversation starter: an instant ice-breaker at the desk or around the kitchen table. Reusable novelty gift: a single mug that stays entertaining cup after cup.
Funny Cute Cat Bathroom Rug for Cat Lovers
Add a playful, charming touch to your bathroom while keeping floors dry and safe. This Kitty Bathing Floor Mat brings a whimsical cat motif to your space with practical features you can rely on daily.
The anti-slip backing seals the mat to the floor, reducing the risk of slips on wet surfaces.
Crafted from 100% microfiber, it delivers a soft, comfortable step every time you step out of the bath or shower.
Edges are finished with binding around the perimeter for durable wear and to help prevent fraying over time.
Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance: 24" × 17" +/- 0.75"; 34" × 21" +/- 1".
Anti-slip backing keeps the mat in place on slick bathroom floors. 100% microfiber provides a plush, cozy feel underfoot. Binding around the edges adds durability and a clean, finished look. Playful cat-themed design tailored for cat lovers and fans of cute décor.
Meet the Funny Fidel Catstro Tee—a witty political parody unisex shirt that turns head-turning humor into everyday style. Featuring the playful Fidel Catstro design, this top is a bold expression of personality and satire that’s sure to spark conversations while you wear it. Design and humor
A lighthearted spoof of a famous figure, the Fidel Catstro design blends bold imagery with clever charm. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a statement piece that fits casual days, social events, or laid‑back gatherings where a touch of rebellion meets everyday wear. Materials, sustainability, and comfort
Ethically sourced US cotton ensures responsible supply chains and a softer feel over time.
Environmentally-friendly fabric composition contributes to a reduced footprint without sacrificing comfort. The fabric has a thicker vintage feel for a substantial, durable wear that still remains comfortable for long days. The unisex cut is designed to suit adults of various shapes with a relaxed, versatile silhouette. The bigger shirt size provides extra space for comfort, making it easy to layer or move freely. Includes a tear-away label to minimize skin irritations and deliver a scratch-free wearing experience.
Fit and versatility
Ideal for everyday use or casual and semi-formal occasions, this tee blends comfort with a humorous edge. Its unisex fit and generous sizing make it easy to pair with jeans, chinos, or skirts for a look that stands out in any setting. Care instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed Do not tumble dry Do not iron Do not dryclean
Funny Infant Baby Gift Onesie — Boob Time Humorous Dad Joke Jersey Bodysuit
Turn everyday moments into smiles with this playful infant fine jersey bodysuit. Designed for real life with soft, durable comfort, it’s the perfect cheeky gift for new parents who appreciate a good dad joke about breastfeeding. Key features that set this bodysuit apart:
Material: 100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors; for heather colors, polyester is included. (Fiber content may vary for different colors.) Weight: Light fabric at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) for breathable everyday wear. Construction: Side seams help create a better fit as baby grows, while ribbed knitting on all bindings enhances durability. Closure: Plastic snaps at the cross closure enable quick, easy diaper changes. Label: Tear-away label offers itch-free comfort for delicate skin.
Whether it's a baby shower gift, a keepsake for new parents, or a playful addition to daily outfits, this onesie combines practical sewing with a humorous message that’s sure to spark a smile.
Funny Office Coffee Mug
This two tone coffee mug is perfect for your morning motivation and afternoon or anytime caffeine breaks!
White ceramic with colored interior and handle C-handle Eye-catching color contrast Lead and BPA-free
Funny Pride Coffee Mug
Start your day with a playful statement and a dependable mug. This Funny Pride Coffee Mug is crafted from 100% ceramic and finished with a glossy glaze for a sleek, timeless look that fits any kitchen or desk. Size: 11 oz (0.33 l) Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish Microwave and dishwasher safe C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable sipping Lead and BPA-free
Versatile for coffee, tea, or cocoa, this mug offers a reliable everyday run between breaks and meetings. The durable ceramic construction and smooth glaze resist frequent use, while the safe, toxin-free materials ensure peace of mind with every sip. Care and safety: Microwave and dishwasher safe, with a lead-free and BPA-free composition for worry-free handling and cleaning.
Funny Swear Coffee Mug | One Cocky Assed Mother Fucker Profanity Gift Cup
Turn your morning routine into a bold moment with this Funny Swear Coffee Mug. More than just a vessel for caffeine, it’s a playful statement piece designed for big personalities who love a little humor with their brew. Made from 100% glossy ceramic, this mug radiates a crisp shine that looks great on any desk, countertop, or coffee nook. Personalize your daily ritual with 12 accent color options. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting the megalo‑maniac in your life, there’s a color to match every mood and style. The easy‑grip C‑shaped handle provides a comfortable grip for all‑day sipping, from vigorous morning routines to late‑night tea breaks. Product Highlights
Material: 100% glossy ceramic
Accent colors: Choose from 12 color options
Capacity: 11 oz (0.33 L)
Handle: Easy-grip C-shaped design
Gift idea: Perfect for the humored friend, husband, or buddy who appreciates a bold, cheeky gift
ENJOY GIFTING this humorous coffee mug to the Megalomaniac in your life. It’s the ideal morning companion for conversation-starting humor, desk décor, and playful banter that lasts beyond the first sip.
