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FREE SHIPPING* on most orders — see details
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WEIRD AND LOVING IT
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RETRO AND VINTAGE

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  • Last stock! FAKE NEWS NOBODIES Magnet Set 1st Test Print - CRYIN' STELTER & COWARDLY BRIAN FAKE NEWS NOBODIES Magnet Set 1st Test Print - CRYIN' STELTER & COWARDLY BRIAN

    FAKE NEWS NOBODIES Magnet Set 1st Test Print - CRYIN' STELTER & COWARDLY BRIAN

    1 in stock

    Rare one-of-a-kind, first-set print magnet duo that turns media spin into playful retro art. Drawing on 80s collectibles aesthetics, CRYIN' STELTER and COWARDLY BRIAN are reimagined in a cheeky, memorable moment. The piece nods to the narrative that “he cried himself to sleep every night while Trump was in office”—and now you can see him doing just that. Two magnets comprise the first set print pair Satirical caricatures featuring CRYIN' STELTER and COWARDLY BRIAN 80s-inspired collectible design with a humorous take on media spin Compact, conversation-starting desk or display piece Ideal gift for fans of political humor and retro memorabilia Note: This listing features the 1st Test Print of the set — a rare proto version that adds a layer of collectible significance for enthusiasts tracking early iterations.

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    $15.00

News??? What's that??? YOU are the MEDIA. They aren't journalists. But we do give our take on some of the most worthless in the business. 80's style.

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