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Funny Valentines Day Card For Her, Valentine Greeting Gift, Heart On Hard Erection Adult Humor Girl Wife Girlfriend and Couples Greetings

Funny Valentines Day Card For Her, Valentine Greeting Gift, Heart On Hard Erection Adult Humor Girl Wife Girlfriend and Couples Greetings

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A personalized wish is the best one, especially when humor and love go together on a greeting card like this!... Read more

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    A personalized wish is the best one, especially when humor and love go together on a greeting card like this! These greeting cards are available in 4 finishes: Matte, uncoated, one-side coat, two-side coat. All cards come with envelopes. .: Material: 270gsm paper .: Four sizes, quantities and paper finishes to choose from .: Double-sided print .: Horizontal and vertical options available .: Blanks sourced from USA .: Envelopes included .: Sustainable paper from FSC® and SFI® certified facilities

    Specifications

    • Weight: 200gr
    • Usage: Indoor & outdoor

    Pros and cons

    • Sustainably produced
    • Ideal for everyday use
    • May discolor in direct sunlight

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    We ship worldwide. Your order will be packaged very carefully and delivered wherever you want. Delivery takes between 4-8 business days after placing an order. You will receive an e-mail after ordering with more information about the delivery.

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    Orders can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of receiving the parcel, EXCEPT for custom made and personalized items, providing they are in original resalable condition.

    What can I do if my item (or part of it) is damaged?

    We work hard to deliver your items without damage. Orders can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of receiving the parcel, providing they are in original resalable condition.

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